Porsche Cayene

(flavor flav)
Well two bees in a bucket
Mother motherfuck it
You either flavor flav it
Or you chuck chuck chuck it
Kiss my ass or suck a d.i.c.-
K. stands for kill so don't fuck with me
I fucked that lady in the bed
I missed that pussy and i bust a spread
I tried it again in a thumping wagon
The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging
Tried it again and i failed to grasp
I missed that pussy and i bust my ass
Then i fucked this lady in the tree
The baby came out and said "run-dmc"

(ice cube)
I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hair-do
I wanted to do her, screw her
So i stepped to her
On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey
I said you're the type of girl that i can't pass over
Give me one chance and i'll bend your ass over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe
She didn't get offended it was splendid to me
Cause mister nice guy is what i pretended to be
I guess i just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night i'll be behind her
Waxing that ass like rain dance
On the bumper get the pussy then i dump her
Took her to the comfort inn
Tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
She said will you call me
Yeah i'll call you a bitch or a hoe after i ball ya
Naw i'm just playin but it's still the same
Cause a nigga like ice cube is only out for one thang